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A “Goodmorning beautiful” text will make her day, every single time. :)
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All mine :)
*watching tv show*
Him: “Ohhhhhhh, he’s coming on to her! That other guys gonna have to knock him out for trying to take his woman!”
Me: “Would you knock out someone you saw flirting with me?”
Him: “Well, yeah. I’ve offered before.”
Me: “I know, but I didn’t think you were serious.”
Him: “I was dead serious. Ya see, I have a metal plate in my elbow now, so I’ll just knock some faggots out with it!”
Me: “Ohhhhhhh no you wouldn’t!”
Him: “Uhhhh….yeah, I definitely would babe…you’re mine.”
